Pakistani 

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees the little girl being attacked by a pit bull. He runs Over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeds in killing the dog and Saving the girls live. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves a little girl's life" But I am not a New Yorker! Oh, then it will say in newspapers in the morning: "Brave American saves a little girl's life" But I am not an American. I am Pakistani! The next day the newspapers say: "Islamic extremist kills American dog. Connections to terrorist network are possible. 

Free Gift! 

A Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"
Shopkeeper: "Iske saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"
Sardar : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE 

Yeh Konsi Bari Baat Hai ? 

3 choro saath mein bethay hotay hain...
1st one" yaar main itni garam chaye(tea) peeta hoon k jaisay hee ketlee say cup say nikalti hai mein peejata hoon"

2nd one" yeh konsi bari baat hai mein to ketlee mein he tyaar ker k ketlee mein hee peejata hoon "

3rd one" uhh.. yeh konsi bari baat hai main to moon(mouth) mein doodh, patee aur cheenee(sugar) daltaa hoon aur choolhay(gas burner) per beth jaata hoon..." 

One Minute 

Once there was a person named Ahmed. He was just crossing the road and suddenly a car hit him.. and he died on the spot after his death his soul went in the heaven above and there he meet Allah . Allah ask Ahmed i will grant u any thing u want....cos u was died by a mistake and then i'll send u back to earth. Ahmed think for a while and then said how long is the 1 min in heaven Allah replied its equal to 1000 years on earth... then hee ask how much is a 1$ in a heaven Allah said its equal to 1000 $ on earth so heee quickly replied... then just give me 1000$ Then Allah said him just wait a min and ur wish will be true.... 

Never Mess with Childeren 

A class teacher of primary,one day braught a camera along with her to have some group photos of the childeren.One student asked "Mam why did you braught that camera?"the teacher exclaimed "to have our some group photos,so that,and when you people grown up these photos will make you to recall your childhood,and you will show it to your friends or relatives that see this is Martin he is now a Lawer and this is Rick he is a doctor now and this is Maria and she is a Journalist now",certainly a voice came forward from the back and "this is our class teacher she is dead now." 

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